Note, the entry I commented on prior to this, the anti-spam word was “Lobster” and this one is “lobster.”

Did you say 2007? I love that this audio has fermented for more than a couple of weeks.

I remember that “Black Lab” song that we all bought on iTunes last year. I think I still have it. Seems like it was a pretty good song.

“Post – proooo – duction.”

“I hope all of these cars driving by me right now cannot actually see that I’m talking to myself… I should get a fake blue tooth head set for when I’m walking.”

“I used to tell people that if the military ever gives me a gun, get out of the country because we lost.”

“Canadia… actually go to Mexico. Margaritas.”

“Maybe I should just have an orgasmic blow out of food today… that would be awesome.”

“There’s really not that many working brain cells in that band.”

“What am I gonna do? Liquor store’s closed… I could get potato chips or something. I can’t go into a liquor store and say give me some freshly squeezed, organic… ugh, I hate walking.”

“I’m gonna feel dumb if I go in there and get nothin’… but I don’t wanna just get nothin’. I mean what are they gonna have? Nothin’. Why am I even going?”

“It’s a national cause everybody, get on it.”

You’re just hysterical.